Everything's Up To Date In Kansas City
Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,I wish to report on the progress towards the GWONT in this Midwestern cow town. It seems Kansas City is fraught with First World / Sanctuary City problems...
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The Latest Assassination Attempt
Another fishy assassination attempt occurred yesterday, but not everything about it was fishy...To top it off, an example of how satire is validated by truth:https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0...
View ArticleHarris Surges in 6th Grade Mock Election After Taylor Swift Endorsement
Washington, DC -- National polling firms have confirmed that pop star Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris has shifted poll numbers significantly in the 9-12 year old girl demographic....
View ArticleHuntin' For Some Glasnost
Glasnost' wasn't coined by former Soviet president Mikhail Gorbachev, but he was responsible for catapulting the word into the international media and the English vocabulary. The term derives from the...
View ArticleNotable/Quotable: Her values have not changed.
To keep free speech in context, the medium of conversing - whether in a coffee shop; at home; outside with others; in halls of learning; or by electronic means of conversing is all the same thing. To...
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Just Keep Telling Them You're From...
Obvious lies are obvious.https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0 ... t-economy/https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics ... r-AA1qy3Kt Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 9/18/2024, 8:22 am —...
View ArticleNotable/Quotable: Kommieula
From the Chinese constitution:“Citizens of the People’s Republic of China, in exercising their freedoms and rights, may not infringe upon the interests of the state, of society, or of the...
View ArticleTime To Bake Some Fruitcakes
One thing the jackalope loves about the November Election Season is baking, soaking, and then eating and sharing fruitcakes. Everyone swears they hate fruitcakes. If so, why are these fruitcakes...
View ArticleOnly in the USSA
As Rod Serling would say, "presented without comment":https://www.civilbeat.org/beat/convicte ... entencing/Statistics: Posted by Ellsworth Toohey — 9/19/2024, 3:11 pm — Replies 2 — Views 62
View ArticleThe Hidden Influence of Lighting in the Trump v. Harris Debate
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View ArticleWaltz’s Party Values
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 9/20/2024, 8:00 am — Replies 1 — Views 200
View ArticleThe spirit that all illegitimate governments fear
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View ArticleIn Your House
https://denvergazette.com/news/tren-de- ... 51d09.html iframe Boy, you can't disbelieveVenezuelan aragua's kill your wifeHatian's eat your Kitty in the morningAnd your geese that you feed at nightAnd...
View ArticleDipshizzy
Comrades,Are you weary of waiting for The Glorious World of Next Tuesday to arrive in your town? Then Dipshizzy is for you.Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 9/21/2024, 6:54 am — Replies 1 —...
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DNC Shortcuts
DNC RECKLESS DRIVING CITATIONS:1. Election interference by failure to follow normal primary procedures.2. Ignoring constituents by installing a candidate without primary votes.2. Illicitly...
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Poor Me Magazine #13
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 9/21/2024, 5:38 pm — Replies 0 — Views 42
View ArticlePresident Jill Biden launders $500,000,000 to the Clintons
Statistics: Posted by Margaret — 9/24/2024, 7:46 pm — Replies 1 — Views 69
View ArticleArgentina - President addresses General Debate, 79th Session
For your viewing pleasure an intellectually honest President of a country:https://webtv.un.org/en/asset/k1b/k1bgfuqsqsBack in civilization the sentiments expressed in this speech would have been...
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There Really Is Something in the Water
The fall of Rome came for many reasons, but the one that stands out most is the theory that Romans drank water that flowed through lead pipes, which caused lead poisoning, afflicting children and...
View ArticleThe Hidden Influence Of Gas Lighting Corruption
The Secretary of Energy is a flaming gas light that can only be snuffed out by forcing her into sputtering silence. Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 9/29/2024, 8:08 am — Replies 0 — Views 254
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